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scary thought [07 Feb 2007|04:14pm]
in the US alone over 300 million perscriptions are filled each year for prozac and other anti depressants.

and 80% of 4rth grade girls have been on some sort of diet.

I think i sence a connection.
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[27 Jan 2007|11:19pm]
I havent typed in this thing for months
crazy
actually the craZIEST part is that after months of not typign i really dont have much to say
i guess its not really that crazy though concidering my life would bore the hell out of any normal sane human being (and myself for that matter).


my life is so incredibly boring that i actually have the time to sit here on my ass and type about how boring it is
i wish i had something profound to say that would make typing this worth while.. but ive got nothing.

I watched that movie crank today
it was some insane and completly fucked up shit
i dont know if any one reading this is familiar wiht that movie but handsom rob form "the italian job" is in it and he got injected wiht some kind of drug that kills him if he slows down and or lets his heart rate drop
so from literally start to finish he does all these crazy stunts to keep his adreniline up and pumping and it made me wish that i could do just one of those thrilling stunts a day for like a year
( besides the whole murdering and decapitating people part)
but im sure ill have no such luck
and i guess nobody really does shit like that unless they dont have to deal wiht the consequences
i wish i had nothing to loose but i guess no one really lives like they were dying unless they acutally are dying
and most people probally dont even do it then
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[05 Nov 2006|02:58am]
no night will ever top this one!!!
ok ive been stoked all week to go see the adicts, the Uk subs and the misfits in concert. and it totally surpassed my expectations!!

i found my canadian bud courtney in the pit of the uk subs which was a wonderful fucking suprise... but it gets better!

my sister kelsey tryed to bum a smoke off this girl who turned out to be touring with the bands and had a backstage pass! and i think she was bi sexual and had a crush on my sister because she took us back stage with her!!

i met the Uk subs and the addicts!!!! and they gave us free beer and i got them all to sign the bottle. and the drummer of stticts was such a fucking character. (they all were but this one ecspecially) they were getting announced to come preform and they were all filing down the halway form the dressing room and as he was comming down the stairs he saw me a kelsey and was "oooh..helloooo" with the cutest British accent ever. if he wasnt like 50 and maried i tottally would have fucked him. and the kristy girl who let us backstage was like "this is kelsey and elise" and i reached out to shake his hand and he took my hand in both of his and started like stroking it
it was halarious...and then kristy was like "ok thats enough. go play some music"

And when they played "naughty girl" we got to dance on the stage wiht them and be naughty girls! it was crazy

and when they finished their set and we were giving them all pats on the back and hugs the drummer fucking pulled me in really close and started like swaying back and forth. and the kristy girl was like "woah woah woah" and he was like "sorry..havnt been with a girl in a long while" haha it was so cute. those dirty old men
i love it

and then jerry only walked up and i was in fucking awe!
and he smiled and took pictures with us and auto graphed my beer bottle. and then he satrted talkign with me and we joked about his spandex and i asked him if the doyle or glen ever come to his concerts. and he was "no, they probally couldnt eveen afford the 10 bucks to get in" and when he said that he rubbed his hand on my knee and i like almost fainted. And when he was preforming and we were in the back corner of the stage he looked right at me and laughed and blew me a kiss! and of course i thought he had to of been looking at my sister because im so not the pretty one of the two, but i looked over at her to see if she was goign to blow a kiss back and she wasnt even looking at the stage. some had just sent her a text message or something and she was facing the complete opposite derection


and im sorry if i sound like a giddy school girl but it was amazing! nothing could be better than tonight!
i could grow up fall madly in love and marry the man of my dreams and my wedding day wouldnt even top this concert!!!!!
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[30 Sep 2006|11:17pm]
living in this house will drive you insane.
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[14 Sep 2006|11:58pm]
erik fled the state today
he left a letter on my moms nightstand that said something like "there are alot of things i didnt tell you about. I'm in trouble wiht the law too not just dianna..i just cant live my life in prison"
as expected im relieved by the fact that hes gone
not in a bitchy selfish way but ive only known for a few moments already i feel relieved.
I think i will miss him.
"him" meaning my brother not the heroin attict that ruined our household from the foundation up.
what shocked me was thatin his note he specificly said "elise can have every thing left in my room including mikey" (mikey is his pet rat) I dont particularly like the rat and theres not anything special left in his room , just a few posters, a stuffed animal form my easter basket that i let him have and a few t-shirts...but he actually decided to leave all the rest of his belongings to me. that means he felt close to me despite all the bullshit weve been through the past few years. It really makes me sad. it makes me think about the days when we were actually close..when hed take me see the casualties and against me! down at the shelter, or teach me how to land a solid ollie.
i havnt thought about those days in a long time and it really just makes me sad...
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[17 Aug 2006|11:21pm]
i designed the tattoo my brother got today
i stoked about it
he combinded two of my drawings to make his half sleeve and hes going back to get color added i guess
its so sweet
it looks exactly like my drawings
i dont have any pictures of the ghost ship but heres my orriginal picture of the moon

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and heres his tattoo

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im pretty sure my brother told the tattoo artist that he was the one who drew them but what can you do
the guy was so impressed with over all tattoo though that he took pictures of it for his portfolio and everything
which is pretty rad since i came up with the idea
i guess it took the guy 2 hours to just finish the boat
(it only took me 20 minutes haha)
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[13 Aug 2006|12:58pm]
any one who veiws my lj profile would think im incredibly self obsessed.

maybe i am?
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[13 Aug 2006|12:42pm]
so last night at 2 am i watched Breakfast at Tifany's, and then "My fair lady" and after that was a movie called "The Audry Hepburn story" which stared jenifer love hewit as Audry...and long story short:
Audry hepburn is my new idol.
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[10 Aug 2006|11:01am]
[ mood | melancholy ]

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when does a diet become an eating disorder??

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[31 Jul 2006|03:50pm]
where so ever lies your treasure, there so lies your heart.
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[28 Jul 2006|10:55pm]
so much shit went down today

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and still i smile
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[28 Jul 2006|07:21pm]
[ mood | take a wild guess how i feel ]

take me away and take me farther.

this house is hell.
eriks high as a kite.
we lost our cat whos sick and will now never make it to the vet and probally be dead by morning.
kelsey moved out.
who knows where she'll live.
eriks STILL HERE.
my moms crying.
im crying.
kelsey was crying.
my moms screaming.
im screaming.
kelsey was screaming.
my dads not a member of this familly any more apperently and none of this is his problem. of course.
my dads an ass.
my brother sold his tv amoung other things.
we have no more spoons in our entire house so we have to eat our cereal with forks.
tomorows suposed to be the best day of my summer and im going to look like trash and feel like trash and come home to a tiney peice of hell.

what a pleasent day its been.

[26 Jul 2006|07:58pm]
Summer vacation kind of sucks when you arnt aloud to speak with your best friend

go figure.
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[23 Jul 2006|05:57pm]
o man do i love those hick weddings!
my cousin knocked his girlfriend up so he go married yesterday
there was an openbar and hot cowboys grinding up against each other on the dance floor (but not in a brokeback moutin kind of way)


AND GET THIS: the alcohal was served in those gadorade coolers
(haha the bright orange jugs with the little nozles and you push the button to despense gatorade or water into you cup)
accept these ones were filled with wiskey and sprite, rum and coke, and vodka and orange juice
and of course we had to have 5 kegs and 15 boxes of whine
how hick is that???


and all the skanky house wives got all drunk and started grinding on other peoples husbands to some country song about honkytonk badonkydonks

and our friend the mexican super model was there so that distracted my cousin amanda form her gorgeous date who then turned his attention to me
haha
and when they started paying attention to each other again at the end of the night little hammered me went and hit on amandas ex boyfriend who was looking very nice last night

and that was my very eventful night
followed by a very long morning
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[21 Jul 2006|04:42pm]
2 weeks ago i bought a dress for my cousins wedding and it was way too big

and i went to take it in today and it fits like a glove

















i hate my life.
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[21 Jul 2006|03:19pm]
[ mood | stoked ]

guess who made 100$ today for doing absolutely nothing...




ME!

thats right some girl sent me 100$ today to make 3 tubetops
that is awesome for two very huge reasons
#1 i only charge 20$ for a custom tube top normally so i amking an extra 13$ and some cents on each tube top
#2i havnt even stiched a tread for her yet

what kind of idiot sends you 100$ for something you havn't even made yet??
this means i could do a completly shitty job and just cut off the top of the shirt or something and send the t-shirts back to her in shreads and she'd have already payed for them
haha
i mean of course im goign to do a good job because im a nice person but seriously some people are morons

and the moral of the story is: i made 100 easy bucks so im hitting the mall
peace suckas

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[17 Jul 2006|10:45am]
A friend in need is a friend in deed
...but a friend with weed is better.
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who can spot the new accessory? [17 Jul 2006|01:53am]
Rawr...

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...I'm a lion!!!
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[11 Jul 2006|08:52pm]
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[07 Jul 2006|07:47pm]
[ mood | proud and stoked ]

boring week
so i made clothes
i finished my first real custom order for a girl in cali and made 22$
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then i made a tube top for myself but ill probally end up selling it because i hate my arms
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yesterday i made this great top for my sister that turned out amazing if i do say so myself
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and becuase i do my best work at 3 in the morning, last night i made this skirt to ebter in a "japanese street fashion" contest at whatthecraft.com
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oh and last saturday i made this halter
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and today i didnt make anything but im going to see pirates!!! should be a great time
god ive been waiting since 2003 for this thing to come out!!
yes im lame i know but im still totally stoked

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